Funny Collection

Pass rate: lower than you'd expect. The Common Sense Test Hoodie calls out the obvious stuff people still get wrong. Great for group chats full of questionable decisions, or wearing as a gentle warning label for the day ahead. Key Features Quiz-Style Callout Graphic...

Technically conscious, emotionally still asleep. The I Am Awake Please Respect My Privacy Hoodie is the official uniform of the first hour of the day. Wear it on the early shift, the school drop-off, or anywhere that requires you to function before caffeine kicks...

No wrong answers, just vibes. The Gay Test Hoodie brings a bit of cheeky pride energy to the everyday wardrobe. Perfect for pride events, a night out, or just wearing your sense of humour loud and proud. Key Features Cheeky Pride Graphic Bold playful...

Mishearing has never worked out this well. The Exercise, I Thought You Said Extra Fries Hoodie is the honest excuse everyone secretly relates to. Perfect for the gym you didn't go to, the diet that started Monday, or just being real about where the...

Cartoon mischief meets underworld swagger. The Escobart Hoodie mashes up two icons of chaos into one bold, unmistakable graphic. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of cheeky crossover artwork, streetwear collectors, or just making a statement nobody else is wearing. Key Features Crossover...

Spent it all before 9am, again. The Daily Patience Allowance Hoodie tracks a budget that never quite lasts the day. Perfect for parents, retail workers, or anyone whose tolerance meter resets every morning and empties by lunch. Key Features Budget-Style Humour Graphic Bold tracker-style...

You're safe either way, apparently. The Zombies Eat Brains Hoodie is the horror-comedy graphic your wardrobe's been missing. Perfect for spooky season, horror marathons at home, or anyone who wants a bit of dark humour with their morning coffee. Key Features Horror-Comedy Graphic Bold...

Pass or fail, there's no studying for this one. The Age Test Hoodie calls out exactly how old you really are. Great for reunions, family trivia nights, or proving to the younger crowd that you still know a thing or two. Key Features Generational...

Every choice, one chart, zero clarity. The Decision Making Flowchart Hoodie maps out exactly how bad ideas happen. Great for anyone who overthinks the small stuff, or wearing as an honest warning before a group decision goes sideways. Key Features Flowchart Humour Graphic Bold...

Progress bar loading, results not guaranteed. The Adulting Status Hoodie tracks how the grown-up thing is actually going. For bill day, laundry day, or any day you're technically managing but not thriving. Comfortable enough to survive the attempt. Key Features Status Update Graphic Bold...

Bails flying, crowd roaring. The Cricket Wickets Hoodie brings summer's biggest sport into a warm winter layer. Perfect for the backyard game, the pub during the Ashes, or layering up at the ground when the sun drops. Key Features Sports Action Graphic Bold wicket-smashing...

Send in the clowns, they never really left. The Clowns and Jokers Hoodie brings a bit of chaotic carnival energy to the everyday. Perfect for festival season, Halloween, or anyone who thinks the whole circus is a bit much lately. Key Features Carnival-Chaos Graphic...

Not the car, not the watch, apparently it's this personality. The Most Expensive Thing I Own Hoodie owns the joke with confidence. Great for anyone whose humour costs more than their wardrobe, or just for a laugh at your own expense. Key Features Self-Deprecating...

Permission granted, whatever you needed it for. The It's OK To Hoodie leaves the rest of the sentence up to you. Wear it as a reminder to rest, to say no, to change your mind, whatever this week's version of okay looks like. Key...

Sirens optional, urgency guaranteed. The This is Not a Drill Hoodie turns everyday chaos into a full alert. Perfect for the coffee run that can't wait, the deadline that snuck up, or just adding some drama to a normal Tuesday. Key Features Alert-Style Graphic...

Personal space enforced, in soft cotton form. The Not a Hugger Hoodie makes the boundary clear before anyone gets close. Perfect for awkward family gatherings, overly friendly strangers, or just existing without a group hug breaking out. Key Features Boundary-Setting Graphic Bold text print...

Currently enrolled, results pending. The Anger Management Hoodie owns the short fuse with a laugh instead of an apology. Perfect for traffic, Monday mornings, or anyone who needs the reminder taped to their chest today. Key Features Blunt Humour Graphic Bold text print calling...

No regrets, just receipts. The Oops I Booked Another Cruise Hoodie owns the impulsive travel habit completely. Perfect for the airport, the pool deck, or bragging rights back home before the next trip's even confirmed. Key Features Travel Humour Graphic Bold cheeky print for...

One more thing and that's it, that's the last one. The My Last Nerve Hoodie is for the days when patience has officially clocked out. Wear it through peak hour traffic, family group chats, or any Monday that's testing your limits before lunch. Comfortable...

Every family's got one, and now they've got the merch to prove it. The World's Best Farter Hoodie crowns the undisputed household champion. Wear it to family gatherings, road trips, or anywhere the title needs defending. A trophy you can actually wear. Key Features...