Nope, not today Graphic Hoodie

The alarm went off. You heard it.

And you chose peace. The Nope, not today Hoodie is for every person who has looked at their to-do list and decided that today is simply not the day.

Firm, final, and completely reasonable. Wear it to cancel plans, dodge responsibilities, or just commit to a full day of absolutely nothing without guilt.

Key Features

Refusal Statement Graphic Clean, bold text design for professional plan-cancellers
Lasting DTF Artwork Bold print that stays put through the washing machine and back
Heavyweight Build Thick cotton blend that holds its shape wash after wash
S to 5XL Full size range, no vanity labels
Australian Made Designed, printed, and dispatched from Australia Tomorrow? Maybe. Today? Absolutely not.

Shipping & Return

Processing & Production Time

All items are made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before your order is shipped.

Shipping

We proudly ship Australia-wide using Australia Post.

Once your order has been dispatched, you'll receive a shipping confirmation email containing your Australia Post tracking number so you can follow your parcel's progress.

Estimated delivery time is 3-7 business days from dispatch, depending on your location within Australia.

Please refer to our full Shipping Policy for more information.

Refunds and Returns

If you receive an item that is faulty, damaged or has a manufacturing defect, please contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

To be eligible for a return, your item must:

Be unused and in its original condition.
Include all original packaging where possible.
Be accompanied by proof of purchase.

As many of our products are made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for change of mind. This includes if you:

Change your mind after ordering.
Order the wrong design or colour.
No longer want the item.

Please choose your size carefully before ordering.

We provide detailed size charts on our apparel product pages to help you select the correct fit. Because items are made specifically for your order, we cannot offer refunds or exchanges for an incorrect size ordered by the customer.

If you're unsure before ordering, please contact us and we'll be happy to help.

Please refer to our full Refunds and Returns Policy for more information.