Hoodies - Funny

Not made to blend in. The AFL QR Code Hoodie – Our Other National Anthem is designed for those who do things their own way. Clean, comfortable and easy to wear, with the kind of attitude that doesn't need explaining.Throw it on for the gym,...

Your team. Your anthem. One scan away. 🏉🔊 Show exactly where your loyalty lies with our NRL QR Code HoodieChoose your NRL team and your shirt will feature a scannable QR code that takes you straight to your team’s anthem. Simply scan the code,...

Ask a silly question, get a hoodie's worth of answer. The How's My Attitude Hoodie doesn't do subtle, and it never claimed to. Good for the mates who love stirring the pot or anyone who's tired of being told to calm down. Layer it...

Nan's had a favourite the whole time and everyone secretly knew it. The Grandma's Favourite Hoodie wears that title with pride, no apologies needed. Perfect for family barbecues, Sunday roasts, or just reminding your siblings where they rank. Throw it on for the cold...

20/20 vision, questionable judgement. The Eye Test Hoodie calls out exactly what you can and can't see clearly. Great for anyone who needs glasses and won't admit it, or squinting at the group chat trying to read the room. Key Features Quiz-Style Callout Graphic...

Some designs don't need an explanation, just attitude. The F-CAW-F Hoodie leans fully into bold, stylised typography energy. Perfect for anyone who wants a statement piece that starts a conversation, worn out, worn loud, worn proud. Key Features Stylised Typography Graphic Bold custom lettering...

Everyone's got a cap on people time, this hoodie just puts a number on it. The Human Interaction Limit Hoodie is the polite way of saying "that's enough for today." Ideal for the commute home when you've hit capacity, or lounging solo with the...

The only two ingredients that get anything done. The Fuelled By Coffee and Anxiety Hoodie is basically a personality summary. Perfect for early starts, deadline weeks, or anyone running on caffeine and pure nervous energy to get through the day. Key Features Relatable Humour...

Some days are a five. Some days are a solid nine. The How Close Am I To Losing It Hoodie says the quiet part out loud, no filter required. Wear it to work when the inbox won't quit, or to the gym when you...

Pass rate: lower than you'd expect. The Common Sense Test Hoodie calls out the obvious stuff people still get wrong. Great for group chats full of questionable decisions, or wearing as a gentle warning label for the day ahead. Key Features Quiz-Style Callout Graphic...

Technically conscious, emotionally still asleep. The I Am Awake Please Respect My Privacy Hoodie is the official uniform of the first hour of the day. Wear it on the early shift, the school drop-off, or anywhere that requires you to function before caffeine kicks...

No wrong answers, just vibes. The Gay Test Hoodie brings a bit of cheeky pride energy to the everyday wardrobe. Perfect for pride events, a night out, or just wearing your sense of humour loud and proud. Key Features Cheeky Pride Graphic Bold playful...

Mishearing has never worked out this well. The Exercise, I Thought You Said Extra Fries Hoodie is the honest excuse everyone secretly relates to. Perfect for the gym you didn't go to, the diet that started Monday, or just being real about where the...

Cartoon mischief meets underworld swagger. The Escobart Hoodie mashes up two icons of chaos into one bold, unmistakable graphic. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of cheeky crossover artwork, streetwear collectors, or just making a statement nobody else is wearing. Key Features Crossover...

Spent it all before 9am, again. The Daily Patience Allowance Hoodie tracks a budget that never quite lasts the day. Perfect for parents, retail workers, or anyone whose tolerance meter resets every morning and empties by lunch. Key Features Budget-Style Humour Graphic Bold tracker-style...

You're safe either way, apparently. The Zombies Eat Brains Hoodie is the horror-comedy graphic your wardrobe's been missing. Perfect for spooky season, horror marathons at home, or anyone who wants a bit of dark humour with their morning coffee. Key Features Horror-Comedy Graphic Bold...

Pass or fail, there's no studying for this one. The Age Test Hoodie calls out exactly how old you really are. Great for reunions, family trivia nights, or proving to the younger crowd that you still know a thing or two. Key Features Generational...

Every choice, one chart, zero clarity. The Decision Making Flowchart Hoodie maps out exactly how bad ideas happen. Great for anyone who overthinks the small stuff, or wearing as an honest warning before a group decision goes sideways. Key Features Flowchart Humour Graphic Bold...

Progress bar loading, results not guaranteed. The Adulting Status Hoodie tracks how the grown-up thing is actually going. For bill day, laundry day, or any day you're technically managing but not thriving. Comfortable enough to survive the attempt. Key Features Status Update Graphic Bold...

Bails flying, crowd roaring. The Cricket Wickets Hoodie brings summer's biggest sport into a warm winter layer. Perfect for the backyard game, the pub during the Ashes, or layering up at the ground when the sun drops. Key Features Sports Action Graphic Bold wicket-smashing...